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Stretnú sa dvaja lekári - Američan a Rus - a chvália sa...
Američan: "U nás v Amerike vedcovi do oči frkla kyselina a keď mu
vytekali oči tak sme mu ich zachytili do sterilných handričiek, dali
naspať a teraz opäť vidí!"
Rus: "Hmmm, u nás chlapíkovi na sústruhu od***alo celu ruku od zápästia,
tak sme mu prišili kravské vemeno a teraz dojí 5 litrov mlieka denne!"
Američan: "To je ****vina, kto to kedy videl?"
Rus: "Ten tvoj ko.ot s tými handrovými očami!"
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