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theme was created 29.7.2022 18:26 by Milaníčko
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29.07.2022, 18:26
Policajt hlási do vysielačky:
"Pane, prišli sme na miesto činu."
„Aká je situácia?"
"Žena zavraždila svojho muža. Celkovo 35 bodných, 2 strelné rany a nakoniec po odťatí hlavy spálila jeho telo."
"Preboha! A aký bol dôvod pre tento zločin?"
"Stúpil na podlahu, ktorú práve umývala."
"Podarilo sa vám ju zadržať?"
"Nie, pane!"
"A prečo?"
"Čakáme, až vyschne podlaha, pane!"
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